Grumpy this morning

  when someone is SUPPOSE to do something and they don't.... It really makes me angry to find out that they didn't do it!!  Some days being the boss isn't all that much fun.....  

Some thoughts about today....

Normally on this day of my birth.... I really don't have much to say.... It is usually my day which I hide away from the world.  In years past, I would take the day off  sit in a darkened room all day.... basically sit in my rocking chair that I...

Wisdom... sort of....

Never under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Follow your dreams.... except that one where you are naked at work. Be careful of reading health books, you may die of a misprint ~Mark Twain Ever so often,  go...

Excuse me.... I have a question......

If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled? If a mute swears, does his mother  wash his hands with soap? Ahh  so now, what is the speed of dark? When a cheese gets it's picture taken... what does it say?? If a turtle loses it's shell, is it...

Psych-o-Laughs

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the...

Therapist Snickers

A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he could now afford to have a proper shop banner advertising his wares. So he told a kid to paint the sign board for him & put it above his shop...