Should I open my meeting with a joke?

"Two turtles had a head-on collision deep in the forest. Since neither would admit fault, their case went to court. The only witness to the accident was a snail. When called to the stand, the judge asked the snail to describe what he saw. The snail...

Groans.....

Do you know why they named it "Viagra"? ~ Because "Miracle Grow" was already taken.   What do you have when you cross an onion with a donkey? Well mostly you just have onions with floppy ears. But once in a while, you get a piece of ass that...

"Becca..... don't lose your day job" :)

What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?? ~ Hop in   So this five dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender goes "Get out of here... we don't serve your kind... this is a Singles Bar"   Doctor: Mrs Peterson, are you sexually...