Military Branches

  Reaction to snakes • Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming. • Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake. • Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes. • Infantry: "Look, a putty cat. Come 'ere kitty....Ouch!...

A Salty Tale

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn’t physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral....

Those nagging questions in life.....

Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when a baby typically wakes up every 2 to 3 hours? Why do we lock a coffin? Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand? Why don't psychics win the lotteries? If you threw a cat out of...

Day two

I am home  (SHOCK)  I have a rather bad ear infection which is actually driving me slowly insane... I lost my hearing on my left side which makes trying to walk a challenge... The doc said to stay home today so I did due to the fact that my mentor and...