Psych-o-Laughs

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed "Hysteria and Posteriors." The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and suggestions began rolling in: "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive." "Minds and Behinds." "Lost Souls and A**holes." "Analysis and Anal Cysts." "Queers and Rears." "Nuts and Butts." "Freaks and Cheeks." "Loons and Moons." None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." 



A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got this reply... "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?" 



 
 
 





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Comments (17)

  1. formerlyme

    March 02, 2017
  2. Bettymom

    Yok yok yok!

    March 02, 2017
  3. SEC

    we have confirmation “it takes one to know one”

    March 03, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      March 03, 2017
      1. SEC

        March 04, 2017
        1. rebecca2013

          March 04, 2017
      2. briton

        The introduction was like a priceless old song called
        I’m my own grandpa.

        March 07, 2017
        1. wirelessguru1

          You are also your own worse nightmare…

          March 07, 2017
          1. rebecca2013

            I am happy JUST the way I am.. so

            March 08, 2017
            1. wirelessguru1

              I was talking to briton!

              March 08, 2017
        2. rebecca2013

          indeed

          March 08, 2017
    2. wirelessguru1

      It only goes down hill from there… LOL!!!

      March 03, 2017
      1. briton

        Full of shit as usual.Roll on the day when the likes of you will be flushed away

        March 12, 2017
        1. wirelessguru1

          Yes you are – full of shit as usual.

          March 12, 2017
          1. briton

            pathetic copycat crao as usual too

            March 18, 2017
            1. wirelessguru1

              Yup, that’s what you are.

              March 19, 2017
  4. wirelessguru1

    I thought that they were three separate words! But then again I AM in California…

    March 03, 2017