The Oreo Test

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:



The whole thing at once


One bite at a time


Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards


In little feverous nibbles


Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...)


Twisted apart, the creme inside, then the cookie


Twisted apart, the creme inside, and toss the cookie


Just the cookie, not the creme inside


I just like to lick them, not eat them.


I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.




If you have selected your answer, read on to see what your answer says about your personality:



The whole thing: You consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.


One bite at a time: You are one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's OK, not to worry, you're normal.


Slow and methodical: You follow the rules. You're very tidy, orderly, meticulous in every detail with everything you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit!


Feverous nibbles: Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break-downs run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.


Dunked: Everyone likes you because you are always up-beat. You like to sugar-coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in denial about the shambles you call a life. Stay away from narcotics.


Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie: You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.


Twisted apart, eat the inside, then toss the cookie: You are good at business and take risks that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You tend to be greedy and self-centered. You should be ashamed of yourself! But that's OK, you don't care anyway.



Just the cookie, not the inside: You enjoy pain.


Lick them, not eat them: Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional help - immediately!


Don't like Oreo cookies: You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you!

 

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Comments (16)

  1. SEC

    My momma didn’t like Oreo’s but that was due to becoming ill after eating one (illness not related just associated). I’ve no preferred method of consuming, just like them and method depends on mood and company at the time

    February 28, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      tsk tsk tsk… I have an opening next Tues at 3pm……

      February 28, 2017
      1. SEC

        sorry I’m incorrigible

        February 28, 2017
        1. rebecca2013

          I like resistance….

          February 28, 2017
          1. SEC

            good I’ve been told that when it comes to stubborn; I and a mule are cousins

            February 28, 2017
            1. rebecca2013

              heheheh

              February 28, 2017
          2. SEC

            February 28, 2017
  2. wirelessguru1

    So how do you psychos prefer to eat it!?

    February 28, 2017
  3. Bettymom

    Can’t eat them – no chocolate for me!

    February 28, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      oh no!!

      February 28, 2017
  4. dreamshadow59

    I like to smear the Oreo over my Amor’s privates and then slowly suck the cream out…

    February 28, 2017
    1. wirelessguru1

      Well, you are clearly in a very “special” category… LOL!!!

      February 28, 2017
      1. dreamshadow59

        Indeed!!!

        February 28, 2017
    2. rebecca2013

      One first class ticket to Maryland coming up….. hahahahhahahah

      March 01, 2017
  5. wirelessguru1

    Oreo’s are not good for you.

    February 28, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      not an argument from me

      March 01, 2017