Time to Think....

If everything should be done in moderation, including moderation, should everything except moderation be done half as moderately?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If asking myself, "Am I dreaming?" while I am dreaming proves that I am dreaming, what does it prove when I'm awake?

Why people are so scared of mice, which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Mickey Mouse, who is bigger than us?

If every cell in my body gets replaced over 7 years, will I still be me in 7 years time?

Why does a dog get mad at you when you blow in his face, but stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?

If I ignore the rule "ignore all the rules", am I obeying a rule?

Why are there no 'B' batteries? 

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

How fast do hotcakes sell?

Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

How far east can you go before you're heading west? 

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack, should they save him?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

How come lemon dish washing  liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

What do Greeks say when they don't understand something? 

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

Why do they call it "raw sewage"? Is there any other kind?

Why does a priceless object cost more than a pricey one? 

Why is it "a penny for your thoughts", but you "put your two cents in"? 

Why do 'fat chance' and 'slim chance' mean the same thing? 

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?


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Comments (15)

  1. SEC

    Δεν καταλαβα

    June 06, 2017
    1. SEC

      the cost has tax added

      June 06, 2017
      1. wirelessguru1

        June 07, 2017
  2. wirelessguru1

    Obviously you are not your cells…

    June 06, 2017
  3. Munkyman

    Can’t buy roadrunner, you’ve gotta catch it.

    June 07, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      beep beep

      June 12, 2017
      1. Munkyman

        zip zoom…
        Sorry for your loss in the Rangers.

        June 12, 2017
  4. smitty45

    Why do sky divers wear helmets?

    June 07, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      see Dreamshadow’s explanation!! haha

      June 12, 2017
  5. dreamshadow59

    To keep them from hitting those dreaded mosquitoes on the way down.

    June 08, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      June 12, 2017
  6. dreamshadow59

    If everything should be done in moderation, including moderation, should everything except moderation be done half as moderately? Absolutely !!!???!!!

    June 08, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      June 12, 2017
  7. briton

    There are no B batteries because the salesperson would think you have a stutter.

    June 13, 2017
    1. rebecca2013

      haha

      June 16, 2017